"I love Josh and Ginny. I call them mom and dad, it’s like I’m their surrogate child sitting in the back of the car chiming in and being the third wheel on their dates. It’s really fun to be Ginny and Josh’s fake child."
Can we please talk about how Sigma didn’t talk at all this episode but he fucking growled like the Meta
I mean, I understand that they cant exactly just grab Elijah Wood and be like “dude we need some dialogue ‘kay alright go” but I feel like thats just such a cool little thing that happened
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
THETA WANTS A DOG
WASH HAS THE
totally not a trapFRECKLES CHIP
FRECKLES ALTHOUGH NOT A DOG, MAY BE INTRODUCED AS ONE BY CABOOSE
THETA WILL HAVE A DOG
AND CABOOSE WILL HAVE A NEW PLAY MATE
AND EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY AGAIN.
Cobalt Blue Cocktail Dresses
this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck
"Your kid says hi." -The sun
Omega literally just went “U MAD BRO?” like an eager fucking dog bc ‘IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE, SIGMA JUST SEE.’
Then Epsilon goes “No, fuck off”
Then Sigma is laughing at him and Omega is like “I’M HERE WHEN YOU NEED ME, BRUH. ONE DAY”
So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.
AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.